there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think I sprained my soul last night
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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