they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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