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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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