My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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