This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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