Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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