Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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