erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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