these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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