yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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