did you get engaged???
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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