Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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