soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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