How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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