lets start a swedish sibling band together
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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