hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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