You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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