This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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