Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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