In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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