I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
