i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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