Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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