I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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