I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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