Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
BRING THE BAGELS
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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