Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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