Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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