I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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