I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
there is glitter all over my balls
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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