yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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