id be glad to
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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