I hate your face
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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