Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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