Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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