His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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