The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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