how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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