Will you blow on my dice?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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