do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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