Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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