I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
