She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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