Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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