dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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