Buhtt sex?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
did i just pee glitter
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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