Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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