guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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