Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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