No awkward lesbian experiences without me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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