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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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