Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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