your parents love me but you hate me
Im at strip club and am horny
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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