i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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