Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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