He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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