Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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