when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'm having to shit out rocks
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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