If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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